Cling Wrap

Cling Wrap (also known as Clingfilm or Saran Wrap in US). (noun): a thin, clear, stretchy plastic that you use to cover food in order to keep it fresh.

Except, in this case, the clinger is neither clear (in intentions), nor stretchy, though certainly plastic. And the cling-ee or the clinged-upon (if there's such a word), is certainly no food!

Sigh.